I have no idea how to start this... please ignore my nooby-ness.
I guess I should answer some questions that way you can start to know me, but I simply refuse to answer all the normal questions that you normally would. I really don't think it's important to know what my eye color is or what my favorite food is. You'll just pick those things up along the way. See? I making you committed to reading what I post by promising an answer that I'll NEVER TELL! Oh, don't worry, you'll learn my eye color, but my favorite food? No way... Pretty much because I don't know what my favorite food is. I think it's a mix between- stop that, stop that right now. You just threatened them with not telling, now your going to? Wow, I am bad at this.
Well, well, well, I've gone a WHOLE paragraph without answering any real questions. That, my friends, is called procrastination. But, I do think I've rambled, (typed?) on long enough, so here are those questions;
1: What was your first thought when you woke up this morning?
Um... Why did I decide to get up this early? Why is it Monday, couldn't it wait a day or two? Oh, I sure ten more minutes won't hurt. Food is probably mixed into my awake thought anyway, so don't think they count as morning thoughts.
2: Would you be willing to eat a bowl of crickets for 40,000$?
Well, are the crickets alive? I'm just going to assume you said yes and if you said no, my answer is still the same, yeah. Why not? I would probably gag if they were alive, but I've heard roasted crickets are good. They probably taste like chicken...
3: What is your blood type?
Hey, thanks for reminding me that I have to find out. I wouldn't want to that one person in Lost that doesn't know their blood type, or the zombie apocalypse for an example... Who asked these questions? Hehe, I can see it. You're on a first date and in a mix of nervousness and awkwardness, you just blurt out, "WHAT"S YOUR BLOOD TYPE?" Your date's face is plastered with the look of, "Wat?" Best. Date. Ever.
4: What was the last lie you told?
Probably that you'll find out my eye color. There, one more to go.
5: Which do you use more often, a Dictionary or a thesaurus?