Monday, April 11, 2016

12: Monday.

Happy Monday, I hope it's treating you well.

And like Monday, I'm going to tell you some useless facts to help you get through your day, because maybe, just maybe, you can help someone through their Monday because one of these facts made them laugh, or cringe. That doesn't make any sense, but neither does Monday. So, anyway,

1: the average number of dimples on a golf ball is 336.

2: all polar bears are left handed.

3: Earth is the only plant not named after a god.

4: if Bill Gates dropped a 100$ bill, it would literally not be worth his time to pick it up.

5: talking to yourself makes you smarter.

6: you can zap a pickle and make it glow in the dark.

And finally,

7: a group of pugs is called a grumple. A freaking grumple.

I don't think I can find a fact to top the powers of the grumple, so I'm just going to leave it like that. Remember, Monday only last 16 hours if you get eight hours of sleep, 14 if you take a two hour nap. So, you do that and don't let Monday bring you down.

Have a nice day.

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